Schumi:       Villeneuve:     Schumi:                                 Bernie:   Schumi: Bernie: Schumi: Todt:   Schumi: Todt: Bernie: Todt: Bernie: Schumi: Bernie: Schumi: Bernie: Schumi: Bernie: Schumi:       Villeneuve:       Schumi     Bernie:

This is the good life, this is a fantasy, Villeneuve is behind me, the championship is waiting for me. Open your eyes, look to your right and see, how I just dive in, you've left a gap for me, Watch it now, I'm coming through, getting close, getting tight. Anyway the rules go, doesn't really apply to me, to me.   Bernie, I just rammed Villeneuve, he pulled-up alongside, turned my wheel, hit him broadside, Bernie, the championship was in my reach, but now that schvine has taken it away, Bernie, ooh, I don't mean to make you cry, but if I'm not back again this time next year, You can't, carry on, no one will be no one watching.   Too late, he's not listening, sends shivers down my spine, thinking of the FIA's next line, Goodbye everybody, I've got to go, Gonna be disqualified for all next year, Bernie, ooh, I just had to win, I just wish you'd work things out for me.   I see a great public relations disaster Schumacher, Schumacher, what did you do it for? Donner und blitzen, no-one's going to get by me. Schumi, Schumi, Schumi, Schumi, schumi oh no. I'm a world champion, everybody loves me. He is my driver, you just leave him to me. Spare us our points from his monstrosity. Easy now, I'll give you cash, will you let me go? Let him go! Bismillah! I will not let you go. Let him go! Bismillah! I should not let you go. Let me go! Might not let you go. Let me go! How to let you go? Let me think! Ah No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh Bernie please, Bernie you know that it'll work, think of the ratings all thanks to me, to me, to me (Eddie Jordan and Damon bang heads in the mosh pit while playing instrumental) Do you think you can ram me and not let me go by? Do you think you can nerf me and pretend its alright? Oh schumi, can't do this to me schumi, I'm gonna get even, gonna get even next year. My ranking disqualified, anyone can see, doesn't really matter, doesn't really matter, to me. Anyway, I'm richer...

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